Volunteer group post says everyone is helped, some of them faster
It declines to elaborate, in a public post, at length.
Published receipts from public posts on Facebook.
County board candidate's public account shares a meme, deletes it after six hours
Shared without comment, which the post itself explained was the point.
Post describes a 22-year seating chart system it declines to explain
“If you saw the chart you'd figure it out in about four seconds.”
Acme Lawn & Feed page says it decides who its “family values” apply to
A business page told its own customers, unprompted, that some of them were not included.
Post says the economy ended segregation, cites a documentary it cannot name
Facebook Scholar of the Day: a source that cannot be found, described with total confidence.
Commenter explains that the census is “a contract,” cites a meme his brother-in-law sent him
Facebook Scholar of the Day: four memes, zero sources, one extremely confident conclusion.
Neighbourhood group post says a new family “doesn't fit the aesthetic” of the street
A public post in a 4,000-member neighbourhood group spent three sentences carefully not saying the thing it was saying.