
Receipts


Neighbourhood app post flags an unfamiliar man walking a dog as suspicious
No photo was attached, which the post said would not be necessary.

Contracting account says it discards résumés based on the name at the top
Thirty years in business, described publicly, in writing, on a business account.

Volunteer group post says everyone is helped, some of them faster
It declines to elaborate, in a public post, at length.

Public statement apologises for having been interpreted
“I apologise that this happened to me” is a sentence somebody typed, reread, and posted.

Public comments under a school award story spend four replies getting to the point
Nobody said he didn't earn it. They said someone else didn't get it.

County board candidate's public account shares a meme, deletes it after six hours
Shared without comment, which the post itself explained was the point.

Account complains about missing context, then supplies it nine minutes later
Doubling Down: the context did not help.

Post describes a 22-year seating chart system it declines to explain
“If you saw the chart you'd figure it out in about four seconds.”

Acme Lawn & Feed page says it decides who its “family values” apply to
A business page told its own customers, unprompted, that some of them were not included.

Account says the comment “wasn't about race,” then confirms it was forty minutes later
Doubling Down: a clarification was requested and a second problem was provided instead.

Gym page explains who “our community” means, in case anyone was unclear
The post anticipates the question and answers it in the same breath.