Community board post survives two minutes before deletion
Delete Speedrun — 2m 04s. The post outlasted the argument behind it by roughly ninety seconds.
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Everything published, newest first. Each receipt keeps its number permanently, including the ones we later corrected or removed.
Post says the economy ended segregation, cites a documentary it cannot name
Facebook Scholar of the Day: a source that cannot be found, described with total confidence.
Commenter explains that the census is “a contract,” cites a meme his brother-in-law sent him
Facebook Scholar of the Day: four memes, zero sources, one extremely confident conclusion.
Post describes a four-hour flight entirely by which languages were spoken on it
“Not saying anything,” across 1,904 reposts.
Realtor account declines to say in writing which side of the road is “better”
It offers to answer the question on the phone instead.
Neighbourhood group post says a new family “doesn't fit the aesthetic” of the street
A public post in a 4,000-member neighbourhood group spent three sentences carefully not saying the thing it was saying.
Restaurant's public review reply explains what the service was about
The one-star review was, by the owner's own account, earned by the restaurant.
School board candidate says the author's name told her enough about the book
She has not read it. She does not intend to. She feels this is sufficient.